10. "do these jeans make my butt look big?" he can't win this one. if he says no, we don't believe him. if he says yes, he dies. lose/lose
9. "do you want to give the kids a bath?" uh, of course he doesn't. same as asking the kids if they want to clean their rooms.
8. "do you have any idea how hard it is to deal with PMS?" he doesn't. trust me.
7. "do you think she's pretty?" again, lose/lose.
6. "what time will you be back from golf?" actually, you can ask this one. just add two hours to whatever he tells you. cause somehow there's always someone really slow ahead of them.
5. "will you still love me when i'm old and fat?" he has to. you have too many children to afford child support.
4. "honey i'm really tired tonight. could we make this quick?" this needs no further explanation.
3. "am i overreacting?"
2. "would you rather take a nap than help me organize the basement?"
and the #1 thing to never say to your husband....
"do you want to have a vasectomy?"
3 comments:
Number 6 made me LOL! I hear that all the time...golfing takes forever! And, we talk about no 1...he has two options, either get snipped or have one more baby so I can be tied :)
have one more!!! :) i love babies :)
So true! All of it. lol Except when I asked #1 he jumped at it. He had the appointment made and everything. Then I chickened out and asked him to cancel it. I was pregnant a month later. :) Oooops.
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