remember when we talked about this before? well the hits just keep on coming...
10. "please do not put hot dogs in your pocket anymore."
9. "they are called "privates" because we keep them private. that means keeping your pants on at church."
8." just let her hit you with the wrapping paper roll. it keeps her from whining."
7. "we don't pee in cups. even when someone else is in the bathroom."
6. "from now on you are grounded every time you use my toothbrush."
5. "it's cabbage. it's supposed to smell like trash."
4. "we don't eat gum off the ground. even when it's grape."
3. "it's bedtime."
"mommy the sun it out."
"then it's second nap time."
2. "i think i'm gonna sell all my skinny jeans to buy a steam mop."
and the #1 thing i never thought would come out of my mouth....
"i don't want a piece of pie. i'm not snacking after dinner any more."