im gonna be famous someday...for all the wrong reasons
10. woman found wandering around starbucks parking lot mumbling after 132 car troubles. Husband says he fixed it.
9. Local mom discovered after being reported missing three days ago. She was trapped under large pile of laundry.
8. Parents of five reported to authorities by their own children for child labor violations. Authorities say the charges are substantiated.
7, Nanny needed: Must cook, clean and facilitate the recording of all episodes of big bang theory.
6, Man awarded a purple heart medal for his heroic efforts dealing with his wife's mood swings after hysterectomy.
5. Scientists discover new life form in children's bathroom. Children claim they just cleaned it on chore day.
4. Springfield woman taken away in handcuffs after being told by pediatrician that children who are teething do not run fevers,,,again.
3. Local couple busted in prostitution sting at hourly hotel...investigation uncovers they were just looking for a cheap place to nap.
2. America's most beautiful child contest a five way tie, first time in history!
1. Local blogger thought to be dead. Early reports say she is fine, just too lazy to type on iPad.